I dont splicers are smart enough to use Internet

call me skitty. i dunno why anyone follows my blog. i have strong political opinions but i tend to be pretty chill. i have long since grown out of my "being hateful on the internet is cool" phase and i hope you have too.

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letspostpictures:

Seems legit

dammitmelsalsa:

emkay2spoopyomg:

everybody else go home.

1 year ago with 1,331 notes

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can’t a man sleep with a crowbar body pillow without the whole world judging him

can’t a man sleep with a crowbar body pillow without the whole world judging him

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hey dag i finished your trade
hope it’s kawaii enough, if not i’ll draw something more conventional like magical girl gordon >w<

hey dag i finished your trade

hope it’s kawaii enough, if not i’ll draw something more conventional like magical girl gordon >w<

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well what else are you gonna do with them?
also, if you haven&#8217;t figured out how to reload by this point in the game, you don&#8217;t deserve to ever know.

well what else are you gonna do with them?

also, if you haven’t figured out how to reload by this point in the game, you don’t deserve to ever know.

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one of the best lines from a very good fanfic
i think this john could be a lil better though

one of the best lines from a very good fanfic

i think this john could be a lil better though

Tagged: #half life

gordon freeburger successfully destroyed the evil shrimp gunship menace

that’s what they get for making those dolphinphobic remarks #cisspecies privilege

2 years ago with 2 notes

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i just wanted to dick around with coloring and draw gordon so i made this.
i guess i shouldn&#8217;t be surprised that in games with names like &#8220;half life&#8221; and &#8220;fallout&#8221; your player character spends a lot of time rubbing their face against radioactive sludge, but even so, it&#8217;s bending my suspension of disbelief when gordon can swim around COMPLETELY SUBMERGED in glowing green fresh-out-of-the-reactor death-slime, then get out, slap a few bandaids on, and be completely fine. HIS SUIT DOES NOT EVEN HAVE A HELMET.
though it probably wouldn&#8217;t be a very fun game if, after walking around in a reactor/the wasteland for a few minutes, your character would suddenly start feeling nauseous and then would vomit/shit continuously until they died shortly after. even so i hope alyx isn&#8217;t hoping to have any of gordon&#8217;s children (and am i the only one who thinks their shoehorned-in relationship is CREEPY AS HELL, stasis or not???). that&#8230; probably wouldn&#8217;t end well. at least procreating isn&#8217;t something frank needs to worry about.
ps: otherkin dolphin gordon is the only gordon for me nobody can convince me it&#8217;s not canon

i just wanted to dick around with coloring and draw gordon so i made this.

i guess i shouldn’t be surprised that in games with names like “half life” and “fallout” your player character spends a lot of time rubbing their face against radioactive sludge, but even so, it’s bending my suspension of disbelief when gordon can swim around COMPLETELY SUBMERGED in glowing green fresh-out-of-the-reactor death-slime, then get out, slap a few bandaids on, and be completely fine. HIS SUIT DOES NOT EVEN HAVE A HELMET.

though it probably wouldn’t be a very fun game if, after walking around in a reactor/the wasteland for a few minutes, your character would suddenly start feeling nauseous and then would vomit/shit continuously until they died shortly after. even so i hope alyx isn’t hoping to have any of gordon’s children (and am i the only one who thinks their shoehorned-in relationship is CREEPY AS HELL, stasis or not???). that… probably wouldn’t end well. at least procreating isn’t something frank needs to worry about.

ps: otherkin dolphin gordon is the only gordon for me nobody can convince me it’s not canon