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fucknodeviantart:


i don’t think i will ever understand why the mlp fandom insists that lesbian ponies would ever make senseconsideringtheyre ponies 

actually horses can be homosexual like true real life facts but i feel u like why would you want to ship horses

here we’ve got a cartoon blob horse with rainbow hair and wings that can somehow support its body despite being far too small (and despite the fact that horses are built for the exact opposite of flying), is somehow standing upright, and appears to have rotating shoulder blades. additionally, the cartoon blob horse is wearing clothes modeled after batman (despite not only not having opposable thumbs but lacking feet of any kind). yes, batman, an unrealistic FANTASY character who fights using tools (which the horse clearly couldn’t with its cankle stubs). they appear to be living in a city full of multi-story buildings that they presumably built with their own four stubs (somehow). the stubhorses are blushing, which is somehow visible through their technicolor fur, and the rainbow batman stubhorse’s mask apparently has sweat glands.
and yet the point of contention here is that the horses are engaging in homosexual activity, because that would just be UNREALISTIC, you know?

fucknodeviantart:

i don’t think i will ever understand why the mlp fandom insists that lesbian ponies would ever make sense
considering
theyre ponies 

actually horses can be homosexual like true real life facts but i feel u like why would you want to ship horses

here we’ve got a cartoon blob horse with rainbow hair and wings that can somehow support its body despite being far too small (and despite the fact that horses are built for the exact opposite of flying), is somehow standing upright, and appears to have rotating shoulder blades. additionally, the cartoon blob horse is wearing clothes modeled after batman (despite not only not having opposable thumbs but lacking feet of any kind). yes, batman, an unrealistic FANTASY character who fights using tools (which the horse clearly couldn’t with its cankle stubs). they appear to be living in a city full of multi-story buildings that they presumably built with their own four stubs (somehow). the stubhorses are blushing, which is somehow visible through their technicolor fur, and the rainbow batman stubhorse’s mask apparently has sweat glands.

and yet the point of contention here is that the horses are engaging in homosexual activity, because that would just be UNREALISTIC, you know?

  • 32,000+ pregnancies from rape every year: "Really rare"
  • 10 cases of voter fraud over 12 years: An epidemic that must be stopped by any means necessary, constitution be damned!

1 year ago with 9,866 notes

Tagged: #stupid

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radiozombiex:

lettz:

jwisser:

(via Rush Limbaugh’s newsletter rips off the Dungeons & Dragons Monster Manual)
Things I can: not.

Are you fucking serious.

what in the?

woooowwwwwwwww god damn

radiozombiex:

lettz:

jwisser:

(via Rush Limbaugh’s newsletter rips off the Dungeons & Dragons Monster Manual)

Things I can: not.

Are you fucking serious.

what in the?

woooowwwwwwwww god damn

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fitenite:

swaggaraptor:

weeniehatgeneral:

squishysound:

irrationalmathobsessions:

seeing things like this makes me sick to my stomach

nope.avi

screw u math is rad

wasn’t there a point in time where parents boycotted JCPennys or something b/c all they had were anti-education phrases on shirts?
god damn

Oh it’s david & goliath no wonder.

oh, it’s david and goliath? well if gems like this are what they come up with on their own i guess i understand why they plagerize so frequently.

fitenite:

swaggaraptor:

weeniehatgeneral:

squishysound:

irrationalmathobsessions:

seeing things like this makes me sick to my stomach

nope.avi

screw u math is rad

wasn’t there a point in time where parents boycotted JCPennys or something b/c all they had were anti-education phrases on shirts?

god damn

Oh it’s david & goliath no wonder.

oh, it’s david and goliath? well if gems like this are what they come up with on their own i guess i understand why they plagerize so frequently.

duckstapler:

oh-i-am-my-own-damn-god:

peterguilllams:

[x]

Watch the actual video.

Holy shit, I have never seen so much backpedaling in my life.

hahahahaha oh my GOD lady check urself before u wreck urself

OOPS TOO LATE

god i watched the original video and i’m just dying of secondhand embarrassment

Tagged: #stupid

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bogdiddy:

pepsie:

stripesandteeth:

granbull-kun:

are you fucking serious
I was one of the first people to buy a 3DS at the original $300+ price
and now they’re making this
and for only $199.99
GRJKFJG NINTENDO I LOVED YOU BUT NOW I JUST DON’T EVEN WANT TO BOTHER ANYMORE

 

buying nintendo products when they first come out? HAHAHAHA ADORABLE 

still too expensive 4 me

this looks like a joke…………. i thought the point of handhelds were to be small and portable (even though nintendo’s handhelds haven’t been pocket sized since the SP)???? what marketing genius thought HMM PEOPLE AREN’T BUYING THE 3DS. I BET IT’S BECAUSE IT WAS TOO SMALL AND PORTABLE YEAH THAT HAD TO BE THE PROBLEM.

bogdiddy:

pepsie:

stripesandteeth:

granbull-kun:

are you fucking serious

I was one of the first people to buy a 3DS at the original $300+ price

and now they’re making this

and for only $199.99

GRJKFJG NINTENDO I LOVED YOU BUT NOW I JUST DON’T EVEN WANT TO BOTHER ANYMORE



 

buying nintendo products when they first come out? HAHAHAHA ADORABLE 

still too expensive 4 me

this looks like a joke…………. i thought the point of handhelds were to be small and portable (even though nintendo’s handhelds haven’t been pocket sized since the SP)???? what marketing genius thought HMM PEOPLE AREN’T BUYING THE 3DS. I BET IT’S BECAUSE IT WAS TOO SMALL AND PORTABLE YEAH THAT HAD TO BE THE PROBLEM.

An example of misogyny and rape culture manifesting in video games (trigger warning)

duckstapler:

eschergirls:

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2012-06-13-lara-croft-attempted-rape-will-make-tomb-raider-players-want-to-protect-her

Players will want to “protect” an increasingly-battered Lara Croft in the upcoming Tomb Raider reboot, its executive producer has said.

The series’ young heroine will lose her best friend, be beaten, bruised, kidnapped, and finally be subjected to an attempted rape.

“When you see her have to face these challenges, you start to root for her in a way that you might not root for a male character,” executive producer Ron Rosenberg explained to Kotaku.

“When people play Lara, they don’t really project themselves into the character. They’re more like ‘I want to protect her.’ There’s this sort of dynamic of ‘I’m going to this adventure with her and trying to protect her.’”

The challenges facing Croft will allow her to appear more human, Rosenberg added.

“The ability to see her as a human is even more enticing to me than the more sexualised version of yesteryear. She literally goes from zero to hero… we’re sort of building her up and just when she gets confident, we break her down again.”

“She is literally turned into a cornered animal. It’s a huge step in her evolution: she’s forced to either fight back or die.”

It’s not the first time that developer Crystal Dynamics has explained how it wants players to notice Lara’s youth and vulnerability. Art director Brian Horton revealed last year that the new Lara, by design, has “a little bit of that baby fat”.

“We wanted to make a girl that was somewhat familiar, yet had a special quality about her - something in the way her eyes look and her expression in her face that makes you want to care for her.”

“Her skin is still bare on the arms and there are going to be rips and tears on her clothes, but it won’t be about being revealing. It’s a way of saying that through these tough situations, there is a beauty and vulnerability coming through. I think that is sexy in its own way.”

WHAT THE FUCK!?

This is everything that women complain about video games:

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what bullshit. and here i was thinking that the less sexualized lara might be a step towards making her a character rather than a playable centerfold—-NOPE, it’s just to make her look more weak and innocent so she can get almost raped or w/e. what a shame

WOW THIS IS FUCKING AWFUL. i was also hoping that the less sexualized lara might be sign that the tomb raider franchise was coming to terms with the fact that women do, in fact, play video games, and that sexist shit isn’t terribly endearing to them, but this is actually WORSE THAN PLAYING AS A PINUP. NOW YOU’RE PLAYING AS SOMEBODY’S ABUSE/RAPE FANTASY. JESUS.

also males can’t possibly step into the shoes of a female character, right? that can only happen with male characters. women are an object to be protected and fought over, not something to be. that’s realistic, see? “realistic” women can’t be strong and if they dare to be strong they gotta have the strength raped out of them ^_^

1 year ago with 1,105 notes

schizophrenia

duckstapler:

h1ghtechl0wlife:

aphekt:

the things I would be able to draw with schizophrenia
I think it would be a curse but a blessing at the same time 

 lolololololololololololololololololololololololol
1. lol
2. lol
3. loollll

lol

wOOOOOooooow HAHA get a load of this guy

dude has no fuckin clue how schizophrenia works

just take some hallucinogenic drugs and shut up you weenie

1 year ago with 7 notes

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aciddiarrhea:

drifloon:

montbear:

akumyo:

snoozlebee:

mistahgrundy:

hanksbeaniehat:

26th May 2012. The day I pissed off Preston.


“The second instant was a hit and run. I was minding my own business doing sketch cards for fans when someone pushed through the crowd, sprayed me with what I hope was water from a water bottle, and took off running after throwing down some manifesto of some sort (which I didn’t even bother to read so nice wasted effort there man).”

How rude! I was only trying to stop him doing a godawful Spongebob impression! Wheres my purple heart!?

Because he didn’t read my little note, here is what it said;

“Hello TomPreston. (To be honest, I prefer to call you TommyPickles, much more amusing)

You are possibly wondering what the hell just happened. Suffice to say, it was odd, maybe completely OTT random in a sense in which was attempted to be funny but ended up being stupid, a poorly thought out idea and made no sense at all.

 That is what reading your comics is like.

I must admit, it is a shame. The path you have gone down, you showed real promise in your early years. (But I don’t mean THAT early. Then again, Tell people to ignore it and move on all you want, you yourself can’t run from your past)

 

Of course, this will do nothing to change your simple mind; I just wanted to be that one guy.

Love – A side of DeviantART who, you may see as haters or “trolls” but once again, your ignorant self lets you down. We prefer the term “the ones with common sense”.

P.S welcome to the UK. I suggest trying the Ice-cream.”


I wanna make some things very clear.

Come at me, haters.

It was WATER. Pure, clean, water. NOT SPIT. I am not that disgusting, nor harsh, so that theory can go to hell.

I do not see myself higher, nor better then Preston. At all. I myself have a fuck load to learn about drawing and if someone were to spray water in my face, I wouldn’t react as harsh.

I did it for mainly for the lulz.

Those claiming it was assault, grow the fuck up. I could of done much, much worse, but again, I ain’t a violent man.

LOOK AT ALL THAT PUSHING I DID. I WAS SHOVING LITTLE OLD LADIES AND KIDS TO GET TO HIM.

What in the flying fuck is wrong with you?

Way to win the biggest baby award.

“uhbluhbluhbluh he makes comics I don’t like.” - you

I like that he felt his dumb little manifesto was important enough to write down and save for the internet!

Holy SHIT

Running a table at a con is one of the most stressful things you can do and while I am not a fan of Tom Preston, I don’t think he deserves to be forced into an even more stressful situation by some asshole who seriously has nothing better to do than write manifestos against some comic artist who has no impact on his life outside of the Internet. 

Oh yeah whoops

His life is the Internet

a+++ job dumbass

i heard of this happening and was wondering why he wasn’t at his stall in the afternoon. mcm is usually a quiet con and it is a shame dumpasses like hank here try and ruin that.

wow what a cool guy

it’s dumbasses like this that make preston’s critics look bad

c’mon man i think his art sucks and he’s a giant baby too but that’s just a dick move.

the worst part is that he thought it was so EPUC LULZ WITTY that he video taped it and reposted the whole fucking thing online… way 2 go actually getting people to SIDE WITH PRESTON FOR ONCE.

fuckin trollaboos